{"id":1826,"date":"2025-09-30T17:21:27","date_gmt":"2025-09-30T15:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/studiospektar.hr\/irvas\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2025-10-12T09:13:33","modified_gmt":"2025-10-12T07:13:33","slug":"saljivi-muzicari-sa-stvarnom-glazbom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studiospektar.hr\/irvas\/saljivi-muzicari-sa-stvarnom-glazbom\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0160aljivi muzi\u010dari sa stvarnom glazbom"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sad \u0107e neki veliki umjetnik re\u010d da od \u010dovjeka &#8220;ne postoji la\u017ena glazba&#8221; pa da pobli\u017ee objasnim: Originalne pjesme koje je ugodno slu\u0161ati i bez da razumijete \u0161aljive tekstove. Drugim rije\u010dima, Weird Al Yankovic, koliko god meni drag, pada na oba ispita. Da, odli\u010dno svira harmoniku, ljudi ka\u017eu da su mu live izvedbe savr\u0161enstvo, ali kad on zapjeva svojim miloglasom, sve pti\u0107ice izgore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Imam taj neki love-hate relationship sa humoristi\u010dnom glazbom jer, s jedne strane, meni je <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BHw2Lu8YLn0\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BHw2Lu8YLn0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Tonkica Palonkica<\/a> jezgreno sje\u0107anje iz najranijeg djetinjstva. S druge, u \u017eivotu nije lako biti duhovit &#8211; treba fino namjestit \u0161tos poput ma\u0111ioni\u010darskog trika da iznenadite osobu, a s glazbom mo\u017eete biti puno ljeniji komi\u010dar jer su kriteriji za humor puno ni\u017ei. S tre\u0107e strane, radio sam i <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/almighty-watashi\/vodu-serem-ruke-mi-usrane?si=904d40d7b4db468d91bfa254c9c26272\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">svoje \u0161aljive pjesme<\/a> i imam mnoge \u0161aljive pjesme po muzi\u010dkim playlistama kao normalnu glazbu. Pa evo da vam preporu\u010dim neke savr\u0161eno normalne ali \u0161aljive muzike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Thomas Morley<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bo\u017eemajko mene, ispri\u010dam cijelu litaniju o dobroj muzici i visokim kriterijima, a onda stavim pjesmu koja grani\u010di s neslu\u0161ljivim, ali evo prvo malo idemo u\u010dit povijest pa onda za stvarno&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Thomas Morley: Will Ye By A Fine Dog\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LnyIfVSsoZ4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ako je za vjerovati internetu, &#8220;dill dough&#8221; je neko njema\u010dko tijesto za kruh, no rije\u010d se lokalno znala koristiti i za penis pa je to genijalna \u0161ala &#8220;will you buy a fine dog with a dildo&#8221;, siguran sam da su mnogi prije 500 godina od smijeha suzu pustili i \u010deljust ih je zabolila kad je ovaj krenuo cvilit &#8220;dildo dildo dildo&#8221; 17 000 puta. A kad smo ve\u0107 kod falseta, evo jo\u0161 jedan acquired taste pa \u0107emo na dobru muziku!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Tiger Lillies<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Tiger Lillies - Heroin (Official Video)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r_XhlZrL64Q?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O povijesti ovog cabaret benda s vrlo iritantnim falsetom radije \u010ditajte po internetu nego ovdje, tu \u0107u skratit pri\u010du i za slu\u0161anje vam preporu\u010diti <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tm_YBZL7TG8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">genijalni blues album<\/a> iz doba korone i <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m_mMzSZ8ZLhoK90XrkdpaHTnmWgv1vm9U\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">zajedni\u010dki album s Leningradom<\/a>. S kime?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Leningrad<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ruski bend kojem nemam kako definirati stil jer im je prakti\u010dki svaka pjesma u svom glazbenom stilu, ali tehni\u010dki su po\u010deli onako u stilu ameri\u010dkog ska punka. \u0160ta stavit?!? Prava je istina da ja zapravo nemam pojma \u0161ta pjevaju ve\u0107inu vremena, samo vajbam na prekrasni shitposting od strane ogromnog benda, skoro pa orkestra&#8230; Evo jedan jako dobar crti\u0107, ne znam jel specifi\u010dno ova pjesma duhovita. Ne \u010dini se tako.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"\u041b\u0435\u043d\u0438\u043d\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0434 ft. \u0413\u043b\u044e\u043a&#039;oZ\u0430 ft. ST - \u0416\u0423-\u0416\u0423 (Family Edit)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RuHbs3306RI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">OCT<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da moram opisati bend rekao bih &#8220;Zamislite da Depeche Mode umjesto o sadomazohizmu pjeva o nekim debilanama&#8221;. Jednoga bo\u017ei\u0107a, ovo remek djelo mi je sletilo u youtube feed i nakon toga moj \u017eivot nije bio isti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"DON&#039;T TOUCH MY CLOGS | OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dXqtrHJAqVM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ako ignorirate tekst, ovo glazbeno remek djelo je fina kombinacija dobre glazbe, o\u010digledno la\u017ene nostalgije i idiotskog teksta o klompama. Malo je onako ukradeno al danas u doba remikseva i <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=trF4sGKwfEQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">franken\u0161tajn-kombinacija svih pjesama ikad<\/a>, to je najmanji problem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Tom Cardy<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Imam par prijatelja s kojima sam maltene u natjecanju ko \u0107e prvi na grupu stavit neki novi uradak Toma Cardya. Na \u017ealost, u zadnje vrijeme je usporio pa uglavnom izdaje animirane verzije starijih pjesama, ali neka, bolje da malo odmorimo koju godinu nego da pod pritiskom po\u010dne izdavat neka govna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Business Man - Tom Cardy (Animation)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CsIBPTTqreM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ako ga probate slu\u0161ati ovako napamet, nai\u0161li bute na hrpetine nekih kratkih <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@tomcardy\/video\/7502042595162508552?_r=1&amp;_t=ZN-90TvgB3M8Jy\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@tomcardy\/video\/7502042595162508552?_r=1&amp;_t=ZN-90TvgB3M8Jy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">tiktokoidnih klipi\u0107a<\/a>. Za pravo iskustvo je idealno <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_AfXBKvX7Qk&amp;list=PLSBWvYm8t6ubmUKRd4Nqchli2Wl72RevS\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=A4eAnymUQMw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">poslu\u0161ati neki album<\/a>. Ako trebam tra\u017eit neki minus, onda je to \u0161to previ\u0161e nabraja onako ko rap ali old school funky. Ali unato\u010d tome, glazba je isto funky i divota za slu\u0161anje, \u010dak i kad je u pitanju <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=B7W4dAvZmQc\">epska country balada o najbr\u017eem srednjem prstu zapada<\/a>. Da je glas samo maaalo ti\u0161i, niko nebi ni znao da ovo treba bit \u0161aljivo. Ali tko bi bio toliko glup da napravi \u0161aljivu glazbu u kojoj glas nije ekstra glasan? Pa to svi znamo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Nanowar<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Talijanski metal bend koji je po\u010deo kao gej parodija na Manowar ali su nakon toga krenuli diversificirati te raditi pjesme i na <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=j0YXfeNxJJ0\">engleskom i hrpi drugih jezika<\/a>. Ako \u017eelite da vam bude \u0161aljivo, upalite titlove. Ako ne, u\u017eivajte u glazbi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"NanowaR of Steel - Il Cacciatore Della Notte\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/miekjLzzCDk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oni su stvarno bend koji pustite i nitko iz prve ne opazi da bi trebalo biti \u0161aljivo ako ba\u0161 ne obrati pa\u017enju ili naleti na neku <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Mq0IqiFXIZQ\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Mq0IqiFXIZQ\">specifi\u010dno blesavu pjesmu<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Toy Dolls<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Toy Dolls - Florence Is Deaf But There&#039;s No Need To Shout\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WJDR-SHisJQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ako vam je omiljena pjesma od Hladnog Piva ba\u0161 Buba\u0161vabe, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=amMUrvft43c\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=amMUrvft43c\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">imam lo\u0161e vijesti za vas<\/a>. Bend za koji su mnogi rekli &#8220;bili bi mi super da ne pjeva ovim blesavim glasom&#8221; jer glazbeno to nadilazi punk i prelazi u <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WR-h1BvnSTo&amp;list=PLlTSqF66IqjWQ7-sX38nLsEYveuy3pF_3\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WR-h1BvnSTo&amp;list=PLlTSqF66IqjWQ7-sX38nLsEYveuy3pF_3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">gitarske akrobacije<\/a> kojih se ni Van Halen nebi posramio. Bend koji znam i volim zahvaljuju\u0107i svojoj sestri i njenom prelasku s metala na punk za vrijeme mog djetinjstva. Ko mali sam volio melodi\u010dnost, ko tinej\u0111er sam volio punk, ko odrasli sam volio polu-wholesome shitpost, a danas&#8230; Trenutno mi je u autu USB stick sa svim njihovim albumima koje preslu\u0161avam i razmi\u0161ljam napisati veliku retrospektivu jer imam Mi\u0161ljenja o svemu \u0161to slu\u0161am. Ne toliko zbog pisanja i \u010ditanja koliko da i ja malo istra\u017eim o njima intervjue, povijest i sl. Nisam ih po internetu istra\u017eivao jo\u0161 od &#8217;90ih, stvarno bih trebao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ajmo zasad stat na ovome<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ovo bih jo\u0161 mogao pisati satima, bolje da stanem, imate vi\u0161e nego dovoljno za \u010ditati, a bogami i za slu\u0161ati. Jednog dana mo\u017eda napravim Vol 2, ako se ikom svidio Vol 1. Evo jo\u0161 jedan pjesmuljak da vam olak\u0161a \u010dinjenicu da je nabrajanje ve\u0107 gotovo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"&quot;SEAGULLS! 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